Great Taste

I stalk stick shifts. When I walk through parking lots or down city streets I look inside cars to see if they have a manual or automatic. I’ve been driving stick-shift cars for almost twenty years and I like to see who shares my passion for control. It’s a theme of mine if you haven’t noticed.
Anyways, I looked in this one car and spotted the coolest thing I’ve ever seen. Nevermind the fact that the car had an automatic transmission, its got the Monkeys Greatest Hits CD. I want to make friends with this person and borrow that CD. Ya know, I do have a birthday coming up.

Best Donut

The best donut in the world is a powdered chocolate cream filled from Dunkin Donuts. 2nd best is a tie between Entenmann's rich chocolate frosted, and Dunkin' chocolate frosted. I can resist Krispy Kreme donuts because I didn't grow up on them. I think they're too sweet, and without flavor.
I've been keeping an eye on my diet lately, but my brain keeps thinking of donuts. My mouth is watering. Instead of eating right maybe I'll just exercise more. That way I can still have donuts.

Death Metal Rooster

1.5 of you will enjoy and understand my latest favorite YouTube video. I apologize to the rest of you for these 32 seconds that you'll never get back. The audio is what makes the clip somewhat great. My apologies once again.

Jersey Shore nickname generator

What is going on here?

I found this unique item on a nicknack display in the office. I've seen every Star Wars movie and I know there was at least one princess in the story, but this isn't one me them. I'm not even sure she's a princess, I think it's Tinkerbell.

Ya know what I want?

You guessed it! I want two sinks, but they have to be attached at the corner. I also want them to share the same faucet.

That's right.

A couple weekends ago I was lucky enough to attend a University of North Carolina Tarheels football game. Before the game I got a chance to climb the UNC belltower. The cool thing is that the belltower used to be off limits to everyone except for dudes like the hunchback. I climbed the tower and got this sticker as a token of my visit. That's something most UNC graduates have never done, because they weren't allowed to. I wonder how they'd feel if they knew a yankee from New Jersey was allowed up there.
By the way, the Tarheels won! Do you know where the name "Tarheels" came from?